Dialoghi Lane/Dave [always in English!]

[a boy walks up to Lane]
DAVE: Excuse me, Lane?
LANE: That's me.
DAVE: Okay, great, I'm Dave Rygalski.
LANE: Right, hi. You're a guitarist.
DAVE: Yeah.
LANE: But how'd you know I was me?
DAVE: The Dead Kennedys shirt was a tip off.
LANE: Good thinking. Hey, uh, isn't it a drag that Jello Biafra isn't singing for them anymore?
DAVE: Yeah, now their front-man's that kid from the Courtship of Eddie's Father.
LANE: Yeah, what's next - Urkel joining the Wu-Tang Clan?
DAVE: Or maybe Malcolm in the Middle fronting for the Butthole Surfers.
LANE: Some things are sacred.
DAVE: I'm with ya on that.
LANE: So, um, what's your band like?
DAVE: We do a lot of cool covers - uh, the Clash, the Kinks, et cetera. Statistically, it's like thirty-eight of the forty-three bands you listed.
LANE: Nice percentage.
DAVE: I can play you a song we demo'd a couple weeks ago using a drum machine.
LANE: Great. [he takes some audio equipment out of his bag] What's all this?
DAVE: Well, this is a headphone amp and it just boosts the volume and makes the clarity off the hook, and then these are Grado 125s, which is just really, killer, killer portable sound. I'm sort of an audio geek, sorry.
LANE: No, don't apologize, I love you. . .for that, for being that way. I love it. Um, I'm like that too.
DAVE: You wanna go over to the bench maybe and have a listen?
LANE: Yeah.
DAVE: Okay.
[they walk away]

[they walk past Lane and Dave on the bench]
LANE: It's great, it really is.
DAVE: Okay, cool. Well, listen, then I'll talk to the guys, uh, and we'll get together and play next week.
LANE: Sure. Um, I've gotta get home.
DAVE: All right. Well, uh, it was good meeting you, Lane.
LANE: Same here. [Lane takes off her Dead Kennedys shirt; underneath is a shirt that says Trust God]
DAVE: Trust God - is that a band?
LANE: No. My life.